Lindsay Lohan - Near Death?

If you haven't seen this by now, well, then, you live under a rock. If you HAVEN'T (or even if you have), then check out poor Linds! Besides the fact that it's drop dead hilarious.....poor Linds looks (and SOUNDS!) like she's about 6 feet under. 10,000 Marlboro miles, no doubt! Isn't the girl, like, 24 years old or something?! Lindsay, my dear, save yourself!!!!

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/0d646e2edb/lindsay-lohan-s-eharmony-profile

1 comments:

Fotobot on April 17, 2009 at 12:27 AM said...

Her video wasn't funny... what was the other option again?

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