Worst MJ Tribute EVER?...Ron Artest "Michael Michael"



Ron Artest usually plays basketball for a living, but it seems Michael Jackson's death has left an opening in the music world that Ron felt should be immediately filled... by him! Help me decipher these lyrics. Does he say he wants to meet Michael and "touch your hair" or does he say "hand?" Either way, I'm creeped out. Painful as it is, you gotta listen to the whole thing, he actually seems to cry at the end! Now I cry for Mike, too!

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