Christian Bale & Daughter @ LAX

Sent to LAX to snap the stars of Twilight, I got a bonus celebrity A-Lister, the one and only Christian Bale (Terminator Salvation / The Dark Knight) as he arrived carrying his daughter and looking rather tired. The security tried very hard to fake us out and about 20 or more paps ran back and forth between 2 doors at least 3 times before they gave up and walked him right through the lions den!

Twilight Falls On LAX! Robert Pattinson & Ashley Greene

It was a MADHOUSE at LAX yesterday as 2 dozen paparazzi descended upon the Bradley International Terminal to capture Twilight, New Moon stars Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Ashley Greene as they arrived from Munich. I missed my primary target, Kristen, as the security briefly faked us out by sneaking the celebrities out a different door than usual, but I managed to catch up with the pack in time to catch the other two targets. The security attempted to block the stars as best they could, but it was impossible to shield them from all of us at once!!!

Kelly Osbourne Visits My House!

Kelly Osbourne, in town for the MTV Movie Awards no doubt, hit the town last night, stopping briefly by the Hollywood club My House. But after 30 minutes she left out the back and successfully outran most of the paparazzi back to her car!

Greasy Bear Slithers Into My House!

I knew this guy was called "Greasy Bear" but now I know why! You're SOAKING in it, dude! This oil slick known by his mother as Brandon Davis, emerged from a matte black Rolls Royce Phantom last night flanked by 2 ladies and entered the club My House in Hollywood.

Evan Ross Smoking With His Smokin' Hot Date!

Rare to see a celebrity light up in public, but here is Evan Ross, son of Diana Ross, enjoying a cigarette while leaving the club My House in Hollywood last night.

Hollywood Reaches Critical Mass!

Last night, around 11pm, while on the prowl in Hollywood, I witnessed an AMAZING sight! Hundreds of bicyclists suddenly zoomed by in a HUGE night time group ride through the city. This was my first time witnessing a Critical Mass Ride, and I was blown away by how big it was. The group just kept coming and coming, hooting and hollering all the way!

Andrei Arlovski & Adam Levine @ KATSUYA

It was All A-Listers last night at Katsuya, and by "A-Listers" i mean celebrities whose names begin with "A". First was former UFC fighter Andrei Arlovski. I bravely snapped a few photos standing within striking distance of this fellow, who seemed kinda shy and nice, though his friend was suggesting that he punch one of us! Not long after that emerged Adam Levine of Maroon 5, still sporting the yuppie/hobo look after all these years. Get this man a razor!

Jamie Foxx meets the President

This blurry shot was snapped as Academy Award winner Jamie Foxx stepped out of his limo at Mr Chow last night. Apparently he was still hungry after attending the Presidential dinner in Beverly Hills. Unfortunately President Obama failed to show up to meet Jamie for cocktails. After failing to get the full frontal shot I needed, I waited until almost midnight for Mr. Foxx to emerge again. But he pulled a fast one and went out the back... then his limo pulled back around the front to pick up the ladies he had met for dinner. Why didn't they just go out the back with him? I don't know but I guess Jamie wanted us paps to get some exercise sprinting around the building a few times. Thanks Jamie!

Twitter Rundown

Elizabeth Banks wants you to vote for her on HotTweeters.

Rob Dyrdek is gonna buy a race horse.

Mindy Kaling is on Craig Ferguson tonight with Mark Ruffalo.

Joel McHale loves toy trains.

Dr Drew is driven CRAZY when tweeple allege that this is not him.

Mrs Osbourne says Ozzy is still alive.

Diablo Cody is having her makeup done for a BUST shoot.

Chelsea Lately thinks she just saw Jen's coslopis.

Nine-year-old Guitar Player Yuto Miyazawa on Ellen

Maxim Hot 100 Event Gallery #7: Brittany Flickinger & Amanda Bynes

Maxim Hot 100 Event Gallery #6: Audrina Patridge

Audrina and Heidi will have to make do without co-star Lauren Conrad next season on The Hills. No doubt they are mortified by the idea of more screen time.

Heidi Pratt says "Hello" to item9!!!

Our 2nd shoutout!! Thanks again Mrs P!

Maxim Hot 100 Event Gallery #5: Heidi & Spencer Pratt

Heidi Montag Pratt and her new husband Spencer were the last to arrive for the Maxim Hot 100 Event. Mumbles were overheard among the celebrity handlers that Spencer and Heidi were running late at dinner. Not all the snappers stuck around, but then, at last the couple came tearing across the parking lot. They made up for their tardiness by lingering on the carpet and allowing everyone to get many nice shots. The couple were glowing, as you can see in these shots! Heidi showed off her ring and looked dreamily into her husband's eyes between interview questions. I still don't understand what these two do for work, but they seem nice. Heidi even gave a shout out to Item9... (check back tomorrow!) Thanks Mrs. Pratt!!

Maxim Hot 100 Event Gallery #4: Jordana Brewster

#9 on Maxim's Hot 100 List is Jordana Brewster who is having an amazing year with the unexpected box office success of Fast and Furious, and now breaking the Top Ten of Maxim's Hot List! Jordana seemed to agree with me that this dress looks much better from the back!