Speidi: Apocalypse Nowish

Yesterday, Heidi Montag Pratt teased us with TwitterVisions of microchips and numbers of the Beast . With dramatic time-is-of-the-essence statements like "Be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell" (is she talking about the NBC studio head who sent them into the jungle recently?) and "Watch out for the mark of the beast!", we at Item9 started to get a little worried. If not for Heidi, but for ourselves, and the fact that her Playboy spread has yet to hit the internets. Would the end of the world come before we got a chance to bare witness to her non-nipple-revealing body?

Today, Heidi and Spencer, both well-known to theologians as "Speidi", took to the old-fashioned radio airwaves, and chatted with right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. Apparently unable to secure two lines, the couple passed the phone to one another in a distorted discussion of politics, religion, gun-and-birth control, 9/11, and just about anything else the host could conjure up without having a clue of who the two of them were.

Spencer (who has been studying Jones' work for "almost a month") spoke reverently of Jones' documentary "The Obama Deception" and compared the Media and the Obama Administration to "The Hills" producers; always narrating from one point of view. He went on to talk about how his dentist dad had warned him about fluoride and its mind-controlling powers, and then to his thoughts on Global Warming: "It's mind-boggling that they're trying to say there's global warming right now, and, you know, that the ice caps are melting, and the polar bears are gonna drown. When we all know: I've seen footage of the polar bears swimming to new pieces of ice."

Again on the subject of microchips Heidi proclaimed: "I will not worship the devil, I will not be conformed to this world.” Spencer set the record straight, saying: "This isn't conspiracy theories. These are factual evidence. It's just stuff that the mainstream media does not present to the public. I went to USC for eight years."

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Speidi Overexposed? Pratts Banned From E! Network By Viewers

With all the Jesus talk, you might think that these two would learn from their own preaching to beware of overexposure. WENN News is reporting that Heidi and Spencer Pratt have been banned from the E! Network! An "overwhelming" 94% of viewers who took part in the viewer-vote were "sick" of seeing the newlyweds make asses of themselves on every network, every hour of every day, and took action to get the pair banned from at least ONE channel. I say one down, a million to go! I have to set the record straight here. In a previous post I said these two did not deserve to be HATED just because they came from reality TV and don't want to leave the limelight...
I stand corrected!

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Meanwhile the PRATT BACKLASH CONTINUES...

Heidi Pratt Hospitalized!!!

After quitting and then returning to the Costa Rica setting of NBC's "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here," Heidi Pratt was hospitalized Saturday, according to CNN. Though no details have been released yet, Heidi's publicist confirmed that she had been taken to a Costa Rican hospital. Heidi and Spencer had attempted to quit the show earlier this week, but couldn't stand being away from cameras, so they decided to brave it out and return to the jungle!

We at item9 wish her a speedy recovery, and cannot wait to see her again where she is happiest... on the red carpet!

Heidi Pratt says "Hello" to item9!!!

Our 2nd shoutout!! Thanks again Mrs P!

Maxim Hot 100 Event Gallery #5: Heidi & Spencer Pratt

Heidi Montag Pratt and her new husband Spencer were the last to arrive for the Maxim Hot 100 Event. Mumbles were overheard among the celebrity handlers that Spencer and Heidi were running late at dinner. Not all the snappers stuck around, but then, at last the couple came tearing across the parking lot. They made up for their tardiness by lingering on the carpet and allowing everyone to get many nice shots. The couple were glowing, as you can see in these shots! Heidi showed off her ring and looked dreamily into her husband's eyes between interview questions. I still don't understand what these two do for work, but they seem nice. Heidi even gave a shout out to Item9... (check back tomorrow!) Thanks Mrs. Pratt!!

Heidi & Spencer, A Few Kardashians, Tricia Helfer, Audrina Patridge & Many More @ Maxim Hot 100 Event!!

This is just the tip of the iceberg of images and commentary from the Maxim Hot 100 List event last night in Santa Monica. Tons more photos from this event yet to come! While there were surprisingly few attendees who were actually on the Maxim Hot 100 List, there was still plenty of eye candy to be had. Check back for many more galleries right here at item9!

Heidi Montag & Spencer Party With Perez!

I really don't know who these people are. I do not watch The Hills, so I have nothing snarky to say about them, but I wish I did, because they seem like they could use a good snarking to bring them down a peg!

Actually, Heidi stopped to sign many, many autographs and pose for photos with fans, and both she and Spencer did nothing particularly evil while I was watching, but who wants to read about that?