Showing posts with label Brandon Davis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Brandon Davis. Show all posts

2009 DOUCHEBAG AWARDS : VOTE NOW!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Author: James | Filed Under: , , , , , , , , , , , |


DOUCHEBAG OF THE YEAR

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Greasy Bear Slithers Into My House!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Author: probot | Filed Under: , |

I knew this guy was called "Greasy Bear" but now I know why! You're SOAKING in it, dude! This oil slick known by his mother as Brandon Davis, emerged from a matte black Rolls Royce Phantom last night flanked by 2 ladies and entered the club My House in Hollywood.

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HOLLYWOOD, 2009: Dangerous and deadly car chases. Drug-fueled starlets refusing to wear underpants. D-listers begging to be photographed. Beefy bouncers with headsets and no brains. Lap dances in the gutter. Has-beens stealing your kush.

Everyone had a story, and most of them were working on a script based on that story. The landscape had changed, and what had once been a glamorous and dreamy boulevard was now a dark and seedy underground of hanger-ons and fame junkies.

That's where I came in. I could say I did it for the money, but that would make me a liar just like the rest of them. The truth is I was drawn to it. Like an accident on the side of the road. I didn't want to look, but my camera guided me, daring me not to ignore my destiny.

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