Save your kid the pain and heartbreak of rejection from Hollywood, as the secret celebrity breeding project is finally succeeding to create a genetic perfect-storm of superbabies to entertain us for decades to come. After generations of mishaps, Brentwood scientists have reported success in creating genetically perfect "actoids". The first prototypes, Willow and Jaden Smith (the New, New Karate Kid), are seen here looking like they already know how much more money they earn than I do.
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I'm sorry, but they look totally scary to me. I'm a mom myself so I'm pleading - Will and Jada, please just let them be kids and lose the braids and the "too cool for you" shades! Cynicism and posturing of that caliber should be reserved for us grown-ups!
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