DANGER! Drunk Chicks Got Talent! Volume 1 - My House 6/17/09



It was so obvious that this young lady was NOT going to make it down those stairs that I caught every hilarious moment on video. As evidence that I am in fact losing a bit of my soul each day I do this work, you'll notice I do not attempt to save her in any way, just ZOOM IN. Luckily she was caught by an autograph hound before she hurt herself too badly. (He saved her life, but still failed to get the digits!) Her friend was obviously relieved that her BFF was okay, as she almost had to hang up her cell and HELP! Below is another drunk girl who was celebrating her 21st birthday wandering a parking lot at 1AM offering cake to random strangers like myself! Hope she made it home alive! Next we have an alleged contestant on America's Got Talent! For realz! Didn't catch the name, but this very drunk gymnast proceeded to show us her routine on the concrete, in just a dress and heels. Less respectful snappers got a very different angle if you know what I mean, and the rest of the night kept discussing the ongoing trend of "ladies" going out pantyless. Charming.

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HOLLYWOOD, 2009: Dangerous and deadly car chases. Drug-fueled starlets refusing to wear underpants. D-listers begging to be photographed. Beefy bouncers with headsets and no brains. Lap dances in the gutter. Has-beens stealing your kush.

Everyone had a story, and most of them were working on a script based on that story. The landscape had changed, and what had once been a glamorous and dreamy boulevard was now a dark and seedy underground of hanger-ons and fame junkies.

That's where I came in. I could say I did it for the money, but that would make me a liar just like the rest of them. The truth is I was drawn to it. Like an accident on the side of the road. I didn't want to look, but my camera guided me, daring me not to ignore my destiny.

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