Paris & Doug: The Rumors Vs. The Press Releases


The rumored reconciliation of Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt has probably rendered this "news" obsolete, but I find it funny that Doug, with tongue firmly implanted in cheek, released an ironic and backhanded statement through reps that acknowledged the breakup. As reported on imdb's WENN News, Doug sent "best wishes" to Paris, "Doug refuses to take part in this ridiculous media circus. He wishes Paris and all of her future boyfriends the best of luck."

First, by releasing a statement, he keeps the story in the news cycle. Second, the bit about "all of her future boyfriends" suggests she will never find true happiness with anyone! Nice work Doug! It's a good thing for Doug she can't read because they're supposedly back together after her quick hookup with Cristiano Ronaldo during her brief window of freedom!

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